An Unexpected Delivery =_= (Fake Email)

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Dear Mrs. Smith:

I ordered one of your whole special turkeys from your website, Mrs, Smith’s Turkeys.org,  however, I didn't expect to have a “whole ” turkey as in I didn't expect it to be alive. When the turkey came to my house I expected a Fed-Ex truck, an UPS truck or at least a company truck and one came but again I didn't expect it to be all old and rusty with crates of live turkey in the back of the truck.

“What’s this?’ I asked.

“A turkey ma’am,” he replied

Then I asked, “Yea, I can see that, but why isn't it…you know, plucked out,headless and frozen in other words NOT DEAD?!

“Well didn't you read the fine print on our website ma’am?” he asked.

“Yes I did, very carefully,” I answered, “and it didn't say anything about a live turkey.”

“Well sorry for the inconvenience,” he said, “but I got to go.”

So he ran to his rusty truck before I could say another word and drove off. Now I’m stuck with a live turkey, and I don’t have the guts to kill the poor thing for Thanksgiving. Which is why we have butchers who do have guts to kill them, so we don’t have to. And I know your “company” doesn't have a return policy so I’m really stuck with the turkey and might as well keep it as a pet. So I’m asking you about your website that when you sell a special whole turkey, please mention that it’s a live turkey.

Sincerely,

Mizuki Hikawa

 

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GinTheWerewolf's avatar
Wow... this would be a really wierd case